I do adore that Lauren Graham.

The cable television contract at our house was recently upgraded to include a channel which shows Gilmore Girls every day from nine in the morning until noon. I need not tell you that this has essentially zeroed out my productivity after the cherished morning ritual. I have a newfound appreciation for the character Richard, the father, played by Edward Herrmann. His polished, gentlemanly demeanor and impeccable deportment make one wonder why society at large ever abandoned the habiliment of dignity in favor of sweat pants and connected eyebrows.

But back to my real darling, that Lorelai. Now, you do not out-think me in supposing that my appreciation of willowy brunette beauties (e.g., the ill-fated Ekaterina Gamova affair) is habitual. A trend might be perceived, here. Spurious, due to a low number of data points, but a trend nonetheless. Let me lay that to rest. My first wife, dear Iris Gambol Bear, was as red-headed as the Celtic genotype allows, and rather more strong than long, if you will. After I mourned her, others naturally followed in time, among them a spicy little political doyenne of Thai extraction, and a curvaceous Argentinian who ensnared me in a twisted web of tango and torrid jealousy. As you can see, I am in some small way like the great masters: I simply go through periods. Just as Picasso had his blue, so now do I have my pale, willowy brunettes.

It hits me in the noodle now that I had no reason to defend myself to you. Surely you were humming along, thinking "isn't it fantastic that Cornelius can find happiness, now what web site shall I check next, I do enjoy that one with the butterfly." I suppose this blogging is often merely a therapeutic measure, as though one were laying one's self on Freud's couch while the great man was out of the room, in his stead standing a curious, humming device much like an evil oboe, which took in one's spoken words and distributed them across an incredible, instantaneous, world-wide network of tin ear-horns.