Thursday, August 26, 2004

My shoe risers have arrived!

The captivating Ekaterina.

Ekaterina stands six feet nine inches tall, and with these new risers I am up to one foot eleven. I might try putting a bit more body in the coiffure, that could get me up to a solid two feet...not quite high enough to hold her hand, but still enough to make a bit more of an impression. Vertical stripes also enhance one's appearance of height, so perhaps a bit of suit shopping is in order. I may dawdle down to Hidden Hills during a break in the action and have Bruno fit me for a few new pinstripes. I may also glance into Tiffany & Co. so as to be apprised of their selection, should it come time to present her with a symbol of my endearment.